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Ed ‘man of the working class’ Miliband to cap the price of Baked Beans
With the plan to cap energy prices not going down as well as expected, Ed Miliband is expected to take a another big gamble and cap the price of Baked Beans. Ed ‘man of the working class’ Miliband...
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Miliband reduces unions’ power to stop them voting for him again
Ed Miliband, leader of the Labour Party has vowed to reform the way the party choses its leader to prevent the mistakes that stopped his brother taking charge. It was because of the unions’ powerful...
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Kim Jong-un accused of visiting UK flood victims just for a photo opportunity
Following In the footsteps of Labour leader Ed Miliband, North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un has been accused of trying to capitalise on people’s misery and enhance his image in the West by visiting...
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Concerns for Ed Miliband as he says PMQ’s is why public dislike politicians
Concerns have been raised Labour leader Ed Miliband after he said he’s done a lot of thinking and decided it is Prime Minister’s Question’s that “subtracts from the reputation of politics” and...
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Axelrod accepts turd polishing job at Labour HQ
New Image: Ed slowly morphs into MilibamaPrompted by the Tories’ hiring of Robert Mugabe’s election manager, Labour has engaged American PR guru, David Axelrod, to mastermind their 2015 election...
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Miliband to create a more educated and skilled unemployed
Ed Miliband has announced Labour’s plans for welfare reform should they get into government at the general election. Concentrating on those claiming Jobseekers Allowance he has promised Britain will...
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Ed Miliband becomes latest Labour member refusing to back leader, Ed Miliband
Ed Miliband has become the latest high-profile member of the Labour Party to refuse to back its leader, Ed Miliband. “People want a leader they can trust to make the big decisions and be decisive in...
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Another gaffe as Miliband calls for Russia to be kicked out of Commonwealth...
“Moi, out of touch?” Gaffe prone Labour leader Ed Miliband has done it again by demanding that Russia are expelled from the Commonwealth Games as a reprisal for the shooting down of flight MH17,...
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Another gaffe as Miliband flies to Cardiff to deliver keynote Scottish...
So good to be back in Scotland. Aides close to Ed Miliband were rallying around the gaffe prone Labour leader after he surprisingly arrived in Cardiff to deliver his first major speech on the vote for...
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Simon Cowell rejects devolved ‘moron votes for moron-only issues’ system
Pop mogul Simon Cowell has rejected calls to change the voting system for the X-Factor. Under the changes, that will see voting devolved based on intellectual groups, only morons will be able to vote...
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Lib/Lab leaders look forward to the next 100 days left in office.
I want to be an engine driver. Woo woo! With only 100 days until what is expected by nobody to be a closely fought general election, both Labour leader Ed Miliband and his Lib Dem rival, Nick Clegg...
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Bilbo Baggins throws his ring in with Labour.
Put a ring on this Cameron. Diminutive pot smoking, dragon baiting, hole dwelling dwarf fancier Bilbo Baggins has come out in support of the Labour Party for this year’s general election. The pint...
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Sturgeon urges Miliband to choose ‘safeword’
Sturgeon carries Miliband over the line. Nicola Sturgeon is encouraging Ed Miliband to choose a ‘safeword’, which would let her know when he wants her to stop fucking him. “We’re having a lot of fun...
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Your form guide to the General Election runners and riders
Please God, don’t let it be put out to stud. Whenever I used to visit my local racecourse, my friend and I would devise sure fire ways of picking the winner of the next race. Eventually, I settled upon...
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Miliband still waiting for Labour to reject his resignation
We Might As Well Be Strangers Aides close to Ed Miliband have depicted him as a broken man desperately believing that his beloved Party will call him and reject his resignation as Leader following last...
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